If I Had to Choose My Top Five Jazz Albums Of 2011, I Don’t Think I Could. But Only Because I Don’t Like Jazz.

#5. What’s with all the smoke?

#4. Is Dizzy Gillespie dead and, if so, did he die from a case of the face explosions?

#3. Is there anything sexier than a woman who can play trombone? Answer: Yes. Everything.

#2. Something about Miles Davis being scary.

#1. John Stockton and Karl Malone always did kinda creep me out with those shorts.